Propaganda Machine

Group: CCCP

Server: Pinnacle

Rank: Tovarich

Security Level: 12

Online Name: Propaganda Machine

Country of Origin: USSR

Origin of Powers: Mutant

Archetype: Blaster

Powers: Invulnerability / Super Stregth

Battle Cry: This is for the Proletariat!

Movement: Flight

Favored Attack: Air Superiority

Favored Defense: Passive resistance

Hated Nemesis:

I have recently arrived in the bourgeois stronghold known as Paragon City, and I am filling out the documentation required by the glorious Communist Crusaders for the Proletariat.

I was originally designed and built by the brilliant, but mad, Dr. Vladimir Chernkov, in 1945 to defend against the Nazis in the Great Patriotic War. Using advanced technology that would not be seen again until the 1970’s, Dr. Chernkov programmed me with a complete understanding of Marxist ideals, the Communist Manifesto, socialist doctrine, and the grandeur of Soviet culture including the entire text to “The Brothers Kamarazov.” I was also built with the strength to tear appear a Panzer Division in the highly unlikely event they were unwilling to listen to the unfolding of the historical dialectic. Considerable assistance in promulgating doctrine is also given by a nuclear force field powered by a thermal radioactive battery that has only mild leakage.

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen problems, the crate containing me was lost, left in a Stalingrad warehouse for 60 years and then accidentally delivered to a Paragon City Russian tea house in a box marked “BORSHT - 5 TONS.”

Awaking in a foreign land 60 later was quite a shock for my heuristic systems. Fortunately I hear that there is a significant numbers of neo-Nazi are in force in this city and I look forward to fulfilling my primary mission of combating this fascist menace.
I look forward to working with this very fine collective of heros and heroines in the mission to proletariat. It will be a welcome respite from working with well-meaning but deluded capitalists superheros - especially since according to my calculations, the workers of this country should have had their socialist revolution on August 12, 1985. Nevertheless, the people of this land are essentially good and not all of them are Capitalist pigs. They have great promise even within their flawed politican system. There may yet hope for these capitalists… CapITalists… cAPitalist… cAp%^iL&^....