Internal Communiqué 5

(posted Monday, June 11, 2007)

From: Comrade Hero, Commissar
To: CCCP General
Subject: re: CCCP Headquarters

In reference to Internal Communiqué 4, I am requesting that all Comrades ensure that any salvage brought into the CCCP Headquarters be properly inspected and classified by Comrade Doctor’s Zarya or Zakat.

This is primarily to ensure the safe containment of any dangerous or hazardous materials, and to prevent miniaturized surveillance devices or explosive ordnance from being inadvertently brought into CCCP Headquarters.

If in doubt, have it checked out.

Thanking you for your compliance with this order.

Comrade Hero
Commissar.