(posted Saturday, August 21, 2004)
From the silo of Sergei Balderstonov. AKA The ICBM
1. For loyalty to the
2. Comrade Soviette is AWOL. Please to return to CCCP HQ within 48 hours or you will to be charged with desertink.
3. Security Upgrades: CCCP will to begin construction of “Security Wall” surroundink CCCP HQ. Wall is to be solid concrete, 10m tall, and topped with barbed wire. Guard towers to be placed at 4 corners. Official
4. “Operation Preemptive Strike” on holds, CCCP is moves down to DefCon 2. We retainink “First Strike” option, but will to follow M.A.D. (Mutual Assured Destruction) doctrine.
Objective: To unify all communist Super Heroes operating in
6. Comrades Mojiotok and Red Menace is still unaccounted for. If seeink them, brings to CCCP HQ immediately.
Comrades, together wes can to build a Better, Stronger Future for Communism and CCCP. Remember, sturdy loyal workers will to be rewardink for they effort. Lazy, decadent defectors and cowards will to be shot.
Please to monitor this channel for further orders.
Sergei Balderstonov, AKA the ICBM
Acting Commissar CCCP