From the Lab

(posted Wednesday, September 22, 2004)

Da, comrade, is good to speak again! Did nyet know you were being forcibly taught fencing.... Ha! But can nyet to complain myself, even I learned blade.... Still, I would to advise caution in learning, if were you would always to carry backup firearm, just in case...

Ah, the suit, da..... has arrived.... joints are built for commando work... acceptable, but nyet maximum capacity for melee. Will to look over parts storage... crey suits likely too stiff, more built for protection.... possibly nazi killbots, or... da! Sky Raider droids should to be good start...

Is too bad Thermos is nyet here, would to be much help.

Oh, and will nyet be needing spare ammunition or device pouches... possibly a scabbard? Is too bad are nyet using monofilament flash-frozen CO2, is bolshoy convienant. Perhaps if you were to find Japanese strong enough to fold titanium and alluminum into thousand-folded samuri sword, then would be talking. Or depleted uranium, Sergei should to have plenty.....

Were truely days comrade.... still remembering beating hell out of passed out armored shock troop, because running dog had shot me in back..... ah, were best of days! Am still having spare suit parts in four colors!

Bah, fashion... just because am assistant designer of Icon to pay Amerikanski hospital does nyet mean am expert. Damn capitalism, am believing was 'hired' due to thick accent and overwhelming pessimism, if anything... still, will to look over...

Bah, I must get back to work.... will be needing to find more jumping robots.... da...