Walking CCCP PR Disaster

(posted Tuesday, June 01, 2004)

Comrades, I will be blunt. Former Commissar Red Saviour is walking PR disaster. Look at latest USA Today article about female celebrities. They take poll:

"Favorite Female Celebrity:
1. Ms. Liberty
2. Britney Spears
3. Meg Ryan
4. Mynx
5. Uma Thurman
6. Senator Hillary Clinton
7. Norah Jones
8. Red Saviour

Ah, good news, da? She is in favorite list. But nyet, is not full picture. Look at:

"Most Hated Female Celebrity
1. Britney Spears
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Olsen Twins
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Red Saviour

Why is she in hated list, higher than favorite list? Could it be...bloody uncontrolled rampage against Fifth Column and CCCP comrades? Could it be... 3 counts of Arson that took countless rubles to bribe away? Could it be...camera shots of brainwashed Red Saviour dressed like Nazi floozy barmaid raiding tech lab? In light of this, Maxim article is actually good thing...until she wrecked house of writer and put him in hospital.

We are investigating ways to improve Red Saviour's public image. Americans are clearly interested in her because she is colorful and attractive. We need to soften her image. Perhaps study PR tactics used for American President Bush, have her photographed reading books with little children. Be sure she holds book right side up, of course. Some cheap trick to win American's favor again.