Red Saviour is danger to field operations

(posted Tuesday, May 18, 2004)

Comrade Chairman,


I am forced to ask you to demote Red Saviour from field duty until her mind has been examined. Since abduction, she has been acting fool and rash on patrolling. Last night she attached full group of Fifth Column soldiers with no backup. I can not have person like this on team. She is a danger to herself and rest of CCCP.


She is Commissar here in America and we cannot have mother Russia represented by out of her mind hero. Recommend harsh punishment and removal from American arm of CCCP.


I expect quick response.



MOJIOTOK