(posted Wednesday, December 13, 2006)

From: Commissars Belladonna Aura, Communard, Social Medicine, former Commissar Untermensch

To: All comrades, CCCP

Subject: Promotion

Please welcome new Commissar John Murdock, whose tireless service to CCCP and ceaseless endeavors on behalf of his comrades are noted by this promotion. Please tender him your full cooperation and support.

Yours in service

Commissars of the CCCP